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If you’re into face sitting and non nude phat asses stuffed into skin tight jeans and colorful spandex outfits, then you gotta pick up the latest DVD release from Uncle D. For a limited time, The Canadian Assman is offering access to his membership with purchase of one of his videos. There are a quite a few to choose from, but Smother Me seems to be the best one in his collection so far. If you like your booty on DVD, then you might as well take advantage now and get this big extra bonus while it’s available.

Smother Me is more than a face sitting video. It’ a lesson in breath control as 7 different bubble butt models use my face as a seat cushion. Over 2 hours of DVD footage of big round butts wearing skintight booty outfits that you’ve come to expect from your favourite Uncle D’s line of videos. Smother Me is a must have DVD for the true ass fan.

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Touch Your Toes
Skin Tight Jeans
Sexy Booty Suzy
Red Sonia
Crystal Sparkles

It’s encouraging to see that there are girls out there who love taking it in the ass so much that they start their own websites. One of these ball busters is Lauren Sands. Lauren has a personal touch throughout her site and has a large percentage of ass bangin’ content. You can really tell this nut nibbler sincerely enjoys an oversized object is her butt. Great ass to get to know over the holidays.

Blonde Cums with Vibrator in her Ass
Anal Cream Pie
Anal Masturbation
Peek upskirt on a blonde schoolgirl
Lauren in stockings shows her ass
Teasing in cherry red latex!
Hardcore anal sex

Ok, it’s true. Whenever you see this chick, you wonder why Black Rob didn’t add a line like “Joi Ryda Got An Ass Like Whoa!” in his lyrics. When I first heard that song, I was so tired of the word “whoa” by the time it reached the last verse that I stuffed my gum into my left ear and stuck a pencil in my right. Not only does he say “whoa” 72 times in the song, but for further listening pleasure, he rhymes the end of every line with “whoa” and then fades out at the end with…you guessed it…..”whoa!”. Didn’t Black Rob steal that from Joey Lawrence ? Actually, it’s also Keanu Reeves’ favorite (and seemingly only) expression so who knows who holds the rights?

Oh yeah, Joi Ryda. She’s packin’ a bomb ass booty, and so is her Mom (I think I saw her Mom in the membership area, or I may have dreamt that). Ryda’s rump has been around a while, so the site is packed solid. However, this is a message to Joi, and all you other porn stars, jizz junkies, and gaping, ooey gooey, dippity do, greasy mofos out there: Stop with the bananas, and I’ve had enough runny chocolate syrup……and come on man…..a nurse? That’s already been done like Whoa!

There’s a new category of entries that is focused on solo girls online that like to take it in the ass. This first nut knocker is Lauren Sands. Lauren has a personal touch throughout her site and has a large percentage of ass bangin’ content. You can really tell this nut nibbler sincerely enjoys an oversized object is her butt. Great ass to get to know over the holidays.

Blonde Cums with Vibrator in her Ass
Anal Cream Pie
Anal Masturbation
Peek upskirt on a blonde schoolgirl
Lauren in stockings shows her ass
Teasing in cherry red latex!
Hardcore anal sex