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Peeking out of the lid of a toilet seat, this nasty slut introduces herself, with confidence, as a human toilet bowl and prepares to perform her duties. After the boss jackhammers her throat for a few minutes, he stops long enough to spit in her mouth! He feels she is in need of some dick lube and the bowl spitting it back onto his schlong seems to work perfectly. After some great suck action, it ends with some writing on the forehead and a nasty facial that is scooped up and spoon fed deep into the sewer of this human toilet bowl!

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I was unaware how many human toilet bowls existed! If only they’d start installing these into McDonald’s and gas stations across America!

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Ingredients:

• 2 oz strong and black Coffee or espresso
• 1 oz Vodka
• 1 oz Triple sec
• 1/3 oz Lemon (or lime) juice

Mixing instructions: Start with the coffee, preferably espresso. Add in the vodka, triple sec and lemon juice and stir. Top with whipped cream.

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