Ok……just don’t go butt diving without a wetsuit! There are monstorous nasties waiting to happen. Latex dental dams are good if you’re gonna lick a dyke’s ass. However, if you are doing it spontaneously and can’t get out to your local dentist or pharmacy and return before you blow your load, then plastic kitchen wrap will do. Don’t use tinfoil, and never put a plastic bag over your head!
Your mouth is safe now.
If you’re going to finger the ass before or after you tickle her with your homemade mouth porn device, you’re going to need some gloves! Fingers and toys should be washed before you even put on the rubber gloves! Again, if you haven’t planned any of this ahead of time, then what you’ll need to do is find something that will fit over your fingers that resembles the latex rubber gloves doctors use. In my experience, garden gloves are great if you are with a gaping girl, and able to really lube up the thumb. Sometimes I like to jam her with two lubed up garden glove thumbs at the same time while spanking her with the 8 free swinging fingers. That’s a technique that takes time to master though, and I don’t recommend trying it without practice (how you do that is up to you).
Your hands are safe now.
Whatever the final object of penetration you desire, it is very helpful to start small and work up. If you’re packin’ a wee wee, then just double up on the condoms and tie a knot in the front so they fit you and don’t fall off. If you belong under the big tent and travel the world known as “Circus Penis“, then gently use a small, protected, clean butt plug or baby finger….and kiss her gently.
Many people feel the woman should douche or use an enema before being fucked in the ass. I have to say I’m a fan of that practice. If you get one thing out of this post, Anal Sex Good: Feces Bad…… and throw in a banana.
If symptoms of diarrhea and constipation are ongoing afterwards, get her checked out by a medical professional. Otherwise, just remember the basic rules of anal sex: relax, communicate, take your time, and always suit up!
Before and after, it’s always good practice to Shower Booty!
See for yourself! Each link has 4 phat ass shower booty video clips:
Soap Suds And Big Fuckin’ Juggs!
Stop Talkin’ Girl! Just Lather Up That Phat Ass!
Soapy Wet Pussy And Butt Close Ups.
The Masturbating With Pussy Under Hard Tap Water Trick.
Big Nipples, Big Ass, Big Splash!
Watch Me Wash My Booty Baby!
Big Black Booty Bangin’ In The Shower.
When I was in my very first therapy session, the analologist flipped a flash card that read “Ooey Gooey Good” and asked me to promptly describe the first thought(s) that came to my mind. I knew where this was going so I said “pizza toppings with extra mozza!“. She said “Anything else Jaysin, you bastard son of Satan?“. While that sort of sweet talk usually sends me into a dizzy haze of erectile bliss, I stayed calm and told her it reminded me of my Grandmother’s freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. 
